Rumour has it that Liam has done many things recently:

• Admitted to his parents that he is gay
• Consequently been thrown out of his house

And, as a seperate incident

• Had a credit card left in a Chip & Pin machine at Spar while he was working
• He stole from it
• Arrested
• Sacked from Spar
• Let off with a Caution

Greg James - OK, OK, OK, not the best i know

Greg James told me to ask Matt Hall who got it off Ben Abram who got it off Peter Street who said he had "reliable sources".

What's that? You want that in English?

• Ken
• Greg James
• Matt Hall
• Ban Abram
• Peter Street
• "Reliable Sources"

I decided that "Reliable Sources" wasn't satisfying enough. So there was only one thing to do - get it from the horse's mouth.

So I rang Liam's mobile, because, if it WAS true, then he's not gonna answer at home. "Welcome to the o2 messaging servce". Hmmmm, that didn't go well. After much deliberation, I decided that I had to call his home number. Read on for the result...

His dad answered. After being asked whether or not Liam was in, I was met with the assurance that he'd just go and find him. Great! An answer at last! So this meant that he hadn't been thrown out.

A brief wait was broken by Liam's voice over the phone, and informed of this rumour, he indivdually denied each and every point. and he sounded convincing, so I say the facts are:

• Admitted to his parents that he is gay X False
• Consequently been thrown out of his house X False

• Had a credit card left in a Chip & Pin machine at Spar while he was working X False
• He stole from it X False
• Arrested X False
• Sacked from Spar X False
• Let off with a Caution X False

Where did Liam Go? - Coming Soon